how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck
Ever wonder what would happen if your favorite Disney characters met on Tinder? It’s just as creepy as you’re thinking.
reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck
This user is not following you? More like this loser is not following you.
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account